This page is basically full of Top ten/five/three/whatever lists of stuff about the band, nothing to be taken seriously about...
With THAT said, these lists can be pretty offensive, so if you DON’T have a sense of humor when it comes to bad stuff, then I suggest you go somewhere else...
So enjoy (or not).
Top Ten Signs You’re Obsessed With KoRn!
10. You’ve been to every concert in the country despite gas and ticket money
9. You have tattoos of their signatures (I’m sure a lot of you has done that)
8. You only go to KoRn websites.
7. You managed to come up with 250 reasons to your younger sister/niece/friend why KoRn is better than My Chemical Romance.
6. You only wear KoRn shirts...
5. You have really bad dreams about them doing each other...
4. You as a female fan start writing stories about them...
3. You’re room is filled KoRn posters and stuff.
2. You have a shrine of one of the members (especially Jonathan)
And the #1 sign you’re obsessed is…
YOU AS A FAN MAKE A WEBSITE DEDICATING TO MAKING FUN OF THE BAND.
With THAT said, these lists can be pretty offensive, so if you DON’T have a sense of humor when it comes to bad stuff, then I suggest you go somewhere else...
So enjoy (or not).
Top Ten Signs You’re Obsessed With KoRn!
10. You’ve been to every concert in the country despite gas and ticket money
9. You have tattoos of their signatures (I’m sure a lot of you has done that)
8. You only go to KoRn websites.
7. You managed to come up with 250 reasons to your younger sister/niece/friend why KoRn is better than My Chemical Romance.
6. You only wear KoRn shirts...
5. You have really bad dreams about them doing each other...
4. You as a female fan start writing stories about them...
3. You’re room is filled KoRn posters and stuff.
2. You have a shrine of one of the members (especially Jonathan)
And the #1 sign you’re obsessed is…
YOU AS A FAN MAKE A WEBSITE DEDICATING TO MAKING FUN OF THE BAND.
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Things NOT to say/ask...
KoRn
3. Why can’t you guys be more metal?
2. Are you guys doing each other?
1. Is Head coming back into the band?
Jonathan
5. Do you regret meeting Fred Durst?
4. You didn’t write those lyrics!
3. Why are you fat?
2. Is Head coming back to the band?
1. Are you gay?
Fieldy
5. Why are you so short?
4. Want a sip of this Heineken?
3. You’re wife’s too young for you...
2. You’re a terrible bass player.
1. Why do you act like you’re Black?
David
4. Do you think you’re honestly that attractive?
3. Are you on steroids?
2. You got any normal food?
1. Are you coming back to the band?
Munky
2. When you take a shower, can you see you penis?
1. Is Head coming back?
Head
1. Are you going back to the band?
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Top Ten Things I’ve learned from KoRn.
10. You can be the reason why a certain genre can be both popular and hated!
9. Date/marry a pornstar.
8. Bagpipes are very good instruments
7. The drummer has to be the hot one. Everyone else can be as ugly as they want...
6. If you’re more popular than NIN, Trent Reznor can tell people that you did not write the lyrics to your album.
5. Quitting drugs and alcohol cold turkey can make you temporarily insane.
4. It’s okay to act Black! (This also applies to Limp Bizkit as well!)
3. Singers can be fat and still look good.
2. Wear dreadlocks.
And the #1 reason I’ve learned from KoRn is...
BEING ABUSED CAN MAKE YOU A POPULAR ROCKSTAR!
If you’d like to submit your lists here, email me.
Things NOT to say/ask...
KoRn
3. Why can’t you guys be more metal?
2. Are you guys doing each other?
1. Is Head coming back into the band?
Jonathan
5. Do you regret meeting Fred Durst?
4. You didn’t write those lyrics!
3. Why are you fat?
2. Is Head coming back to the band?
1. Are you gay?
Fieldy
5. Why are you so short?
4. Want a sip of this Heineken?
3. You’re wife’s too young for you...
2. You’re a terrible bass player.
1. Why do you act like you’re Black?
David
4. Do you think you’re honestly that attractive?
3. Are you on steroids?
2. You got any normal food?
1. Are you coming back to the band?
Munky
2. When you take a shower, can you see you penis?
1. Is Head coming back?
Head
1. Are you going back to the band?
______________________________________________
Top Ten Things I’ve learned from KoRn.
10. You can be the reason why a certain genre can be both popular and hated!
9. Date/marry a pornstar.
8. Bagpipes are very good instruments
7. The drummer has to be the hot one. Everyone else can be as ugly as they want...
6. If you’re more popular than NIN, Trent Reznor can tell people that you did not write the lyrics to your album.
5. Quitting drugs and alcohol cold turkey can make you temporarily insane.
4. It’s okay to act Black! (This also applies to Limp Bizkit as well!)
3. Singers can be fat and still look good.
2. Wear dreadlocks.
And the #1 reason I’ve learned from KoRn is...
BEING ABUSED CAN MAKE YOU A POPULAR ROCKSTAR!
If you’d like to submit your lists here, email me.
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