Ike Turner's got issues...

Well, I’ve been very busy. However I have been keeping up with the news:


*Hold On’s the New Single? Couldn’t it have been Killing? You know? The one with the friggin’ death metal vocals at the end of the song? DEEEEATTHHH MEEEETAAAALLL VOOOCAAAALSSS!!! Now I wanna watch Metalocalpyse...


*That’s it for Family Values ’07. Something about that one “emo-metal” band and Nightwish-wannabee band Evanescence in Bakersfield.


*Um...The Bitch We Have a Problem! Tour is starting soon. With opening acts Hellyeah, Five Finger Death Punch, and Droid. If you’re a fan that lives in Northeast Ohio (like me): Chevrolet Centre, Youngstown, OHIO on October 2nd! Bad news, the tickets are probably NOT $9.99 and probably between $20 and $40. WHAT THE HELL?!! I wonder if there are any buses that take you there, because I have not car and can’t drive. And it’s on a Tuesday, so that’s not good.

AARRGHH!!! One day, I’ll attend their concerts. One day...I swear it. Or my name’s Brian “Head” Welch. FV ’08? Maybe, unless they decide not to play in Cleveland AGAIN!

Anyway, here are the other dates.


*There’s also talk that, if not returning to KoRn, Brian and (and David if he EVER COMES BACK—probably 2009, but I doubt it) would have a friendly little talk with KoRn about rice crackers and sushi. Sound like fun, right? Now they can all get along and stop bitching about KoRn being a bad band and Brian being a hypocrite and all that jazz. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR ME TO MAKE FUN OF YOU PEOPLE!!


+I don’t know when I’ll be getting “cool” stuff on this site. I am BUSY! I am working on two pieces of fanart. I did add another link here. More captions? Maybe. I might even set up the Parody lyrics page, making fun of all their songs (Except “Daddy.”).


I guess that’s it. Sorry I kept you all waiting.

Oh shit?!

1. hahahahaha!!!!111 dumbasses!!!


2. A Family Values Review, because some of us can’t go or make it to their shows.


3. Finally, it’s way too late, but here it is. My rant (the rant page and the old stuff will come soon) about the video. I also got a new fan art pic made painstakingly by moi. And the links page is finally up!


So there. Merry Christmas. I’ll fix the header later.

OMG!1!!!!!

I didn’t get to be here a lot (busy), so this all the news this bitch can dish out.


*The Album is here! Don’t be a retard like me (unless you can’t afford to buy it, which I understand). BUY THE FUCKING ALBUM!


*They were on Fuse, Monday (The Sauce and Extra Sauce), the best show on Fuse in...who knows how long! (the channel sucks people!)


*They are launching the Korntastic fuel. Gee, Dudes. Couldn’t lay off the bad puns, couldn’t you? GAWD!


*Oh! Remember that Bozzio dude? Yeah, that guy. Well, HE wanted to be a FULL TIME MEMBER. WTF?


+As far as this krappy site’s concerned, the Links page will be up soon. (I’m returning BBK the favor.) My rants page will be back up (but only with my most recent shit to talk about—which is that video)


Maybe one day I’ll finish another comic strip.

And that’s it!